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peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

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lunuh:

i’m never going to delete my blog so that in twenty years from now i can type my url, and scroll through somewhat of a time capsule and laugh at how much of a strange teenager i was.

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chinkerbelle: I just got denied from a university and am being let go from my job tomorrow. I really am so glad I saw this :-)

chinkerbelle:

I just got denied from a university and am being let go from my job tomorrow. I really am so glad I saw this :-)

wvnderbar:

“may” contain nudity? either it does or it doesn’t don’t waste my fucking time

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I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy’s celebration

onthesideoftheotters:

crazypeoplejail:

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help me I can’t stop laughing

DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG

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kfcily: i want 2 be u

kfcily:

i want 2 be u

markhumpus:

I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING 

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